What the Hell Happened: aka Drunk Science equals bitty Avengers

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 Matt moved around his apartment like he knew where everything was which in a sense he did. He knew Clint was going to be back from training soon and would want dinner. Then the plan was to patrol the Kitchen and see where the night took them. He heard the door open and called out. "Hey birdman you are actually early...please tell me the tower didn't blow up." 

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"Lucky eats everything, even dog food, but not chocolate, we don't give him anything that is actually bad for him." Clint smiles dipping his sandwich in his soup and taking a bite.

Bruce copies Clint again and hums a little eating a bit more quickly like he's realizing how hungry he is.

"I want a dog, but dad says they are too much work..." He looks at Lucky and the dog puts his head in Bruce's lap, but not in his asking for food way.

"Well you can help Lucky out while you're here." Clint smiles.

There is a knock on the door, and because they are at the tower the door slides open and it Pepper with a few bags of clothes, and delivery guys.

"Oh good your feeding him." Pepper smiles warmly setting the bags on the coffee table.

"Figured we might as well make them comfortable.... you two can handle another right, I can't... I'm sorry..." That's when another dark haired boy comes in looking around.

"Are you my new Nanny's.... while mom and dad are in Europe?" The boy asks folding his arms across his chest.

"You can set the bunk bed up in the spare room..." Pepper says pointing.


"Look I'm sorry I can't, I have a company to run..." She says looking at Clint and Matt. "Jarvis says two and half weeks max..."

[blind_devil]

Matt sighs, mentally counts to ten and says. "You know Pepper there are these things called cell phone's used to warn people about things like this in advance." He gets up and kneels in front of little Tony while resisting the urge to laugh or possibly take pictures of this for later blackmail. "My name is Matt, that guy over there is Clint and Bruce is the one chowing down on lunch. We aren't nannies exactly...but you are going to stay with us for a while okay. Come on and let's get you some soup okay?"

The little boy nods seriously. "Okay," he says eyeing Bruce carefully as Matt leads him over to the table and gets him a book to sit on as well. "I'm telling you right now you owe us for this Pepper," he adds carefully.

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"I had to watch him, while shopping and planing cover stories." She says but she does sound a little apologetic.

Bruce looks at the other boy and blinks a little taking another sip of his soup. "He was in the science place with me..." He says to Clint.

"The lab, that's because you are both very smart boys, and are just going to hang out with us for a bit." He smiles but shoots a glare at Pepper, as he gets Tony a bowl of the soup.

"It's nice here..." Bruce says smiling at Tony, "They have a dog, and nice food, and no yelling."

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Matt feels his heart twist for these kids and he has to take a second to get his head together before he speaks again. "Nobody yells here, Clint and I talk when we are mad at each other okay?"